JOSEPH MALLOY

Josephmalloy@live.com

THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF THOSE WHO CONTRIBUTED GREATLY TO MY GOING NOWHERE, FAST AND SLOW. SO SUCK A DICK AND SWALLOW YOU OVER-STIMULATED, UNDERSCRUTINIZED, CONSPIRACY MANUFACTURING, FAT CONSUMING, OVERPRICED, HOLLOW-SUIT, LYING, BULLSHITTING, WELL HEELED, BUSINESS CRIMINAL MOTHER FUCKERS.

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SLAVE LABOR (PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE):

County College of Morris 214 Center Grove Road Randolph, New Jersey 07869-2086

Shift Manager/Disk Jockey WCCMradio

Skyline Auto Exchange, 100 U.S. 46 East, Fairfield, New Jersey, 07004

August 2001-September 2003 Operations

Double D's, Morris Plains, New Jersey

Limouisine Driver

Westway Limousine, West Orange, New Jersey

Limousine Driver

Mastro Communications, 1815 Front Street, Scotch Plains, New Jersey, 07076

Marketing Coordinator

A&P, 646 Shunpike Road, Chatham, NJ

Grocery Clerk

INDOCTRINATION (EDUCATION):

Universal Life Church, 601 Third Street, Modesto, California

Doctorate in Religious Science, April 2008

Universal Life Church, 601 Third Street, Modesto, California

Ordained Minister, December 2006

Thomas Edison State College, 101 West State Street, Trenton, New.Jersey, 08608-1176      

 Bachelors in Science--General Management Specialization; (121 Credits; Cum GPA 3.12)

American Bartenders School, 252 West 29th Street—5th Floor New York New York (Licensed Bartender--Certificate #C3019 Granted March 30, 2001)

County College of Morris, 214 Center Grove Road, Randolph, New Jersey, 07869-2086

Associate in Science Graduation January 30, 1995 (65 Credits; Cum GPA 2.839)

Currently Attending Fine Arts/Drama Specialization